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So, I recently had an incident with one of my exes from 4 years ago. Won’t get into details about it, but in short, “I have become boring and stiff” because I have not been getting his “D”. His fucking words. HAHAHA. My parents were speechless. I was speechless. Then my dad replied with, “Well, if he wanted to give you a reason to never talk to him ever again, THERE YOU GO!” Then continued with, “I’d just slap him with the “D” and block him. I call THAT cock blocking.”

…. I fucking love my parents.

19 Oct — 10 notes
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Attention: all young girls who wear crop tops and high waisted shorts

perrymdoig:

saltysr:

perrymdoig:

How many of you remember the nineties? Ever wonder why or when low rise pants were created? It was because of those denim diapers you all think are soooo cute right now. There’s a reason that style died twenty years ago. Stop it.

Oh Perry, this is the most disappointing post…

I, as much as any other person, love seeing past styles recycle into current chic. Unfortunately it has been a pretty unanimous consensus that the styles from the nineties need to stay in the nineties. Don’t get me wrong, a pair of high-waisted jeans with a proper cut to them can definitely create a positive aesthetic (long live the true Jordache jean), but it’s upsetting when college girl A and B take a loose pair of jeans and cut them so that their asses hang out when they wear them. I don’t see it as a positive aesthetic.

But, at the end of the day, how does that affect YOU as a person. It DOESN’T. It has nothing to do with your profession, nor does it have to do with your own body/clothing. If a girl’s ass is hanging out, who gives a shit! It makes THEM feel good. Why shit on their parade? I just cannot stress enough that our society is already fucking corrupt. And, putting someone down for what makes them feel good does not help :( The disappointment is just unbearable. 

18 Oct — 37 notes
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Attention: all young girls who wear crop tops and high waisted shorts

perrymdoig:

How many of you remember the nineties? Ever wonder why or when low rise pants were created? It was because of those denim diapers you all think are soooo cute right now. There’s a reason that style died twenty years ago. Stop it.

Oh Perry, this is the most disappointing post ever. I never thought for you to be someone who judges another for something they wear. IT’S CLOTHING, for goodness sakes. Who gives a flying fuck! If you don’t like it, don’t go for them. But, don’t EVER tell a (in this case) girl what she can and cannot wear. Uuuuuggghhhh

18 Oct — 37 notes
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antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

(Source: egalitarianyellowfang, via errorvip)

18 Oct — 314,851 notes
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